This sums it up.
Remember girls, no dude has ever offered to buy you a drink because you look thirsty.
Oh my god this needs more notes
So he’s here now and ready to cause havoc, haha, I love this puppy already, I know this is one of the best decisions me and my girlfriend have made. And we have many more to make. We’re ready for an adventure! Bring it.
- me: (crying)
- marijuana: come here baby, let me fix it.