Alexis

mtvgirlcode:

This sums it up.

mtvgirlcode:

Truth.

mtvgirlcode:

Remember girls, no dude has ever offered to buy you a drink because you look thirsty.

coreybroadwayryan:

likeafieldmouse:

The entire first chapter of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone written under the stairs

Oh my god this needs more notes

manuelkelly:

So he’s here now and ready to cause havoc, haha, I love this puppy already, I know this is one of the best decisions me and my girlfriend have made. And we have many more to make. We’re ready for an adventure! Bring it.

• me:  (crying)
• marijuana:  come here baby, let me fix it.